Rather Laugh with The Sinners than Cry with Saints


420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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snorlaxatives:

it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

(via orgasmic-humor)



tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(via crystaldomicile)



Clintasha

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ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

(via orgasmic-humor)



scruffydeanmon:

out-in-the-open:

I’m bringing sexy back?

This is for anon who wanted the team free will’s back muscles.

bless

(via guardianwinchester)


ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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(via trust)



fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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(via orgasmic-humor)


efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via dylanofineass)